May 2012
111 posts
I hope you all do something outrageous and out of...
I am bored out of my mind and I am going to die if I don’t. I am sure you are in the same boat. So do something crazy you poser bitches!
If you are in Starbucks drink Starbucks.
This is not your office you cant just hold meetings with potential clients. Unless of course buy something.
Also I am not trying to be mean but you are gay and being a priest and married isn’t convincing anyone. Sorry.
I have watched Tom Ford's "A Single Man" three...
I kinda like it.
I look like a real boy today.
My life has been consumed by
Seinfeld
Lana Del Rey Hostess Treats
Sangria
Binge eating
Wishing my binge eating was binge drinking.
I have so many white hairs growing.
I think I counted 15
I don’t care what you look like.
I just want you to give me beautiful images for me to look at.
Unless you are one of two
I don’t care about any opinions you have.
I just want to read beautiful stories quotes and jokes
Unless you are one of two
I just want this to go politely.
But if you are beautiful
Give me beautiful images
If you have amusing opinions
If you have...
I just cried while watching The Wedding episode of the Office. I want a perfect relationship.
Today I was running.
Today I ran past the Dairy Queen and there was a group of kiddies and one got up and ran with me. He said “Hey see that girl in the black,” pointing back to one of his female friends, “She likes your body and thinks your hot. How old are you?” we are still running and I state that I am 21. “Oh she is 18 and wants to know if she can have your number” at this...
In Real Life
I tend to be terrible at taking compliments. I always put them down or deflect them in someway. I know they are all true but once they come out of someone’s mouth it seems to by a lie or that they are asking for a return compliment. I wish I could just be like oh thank you and actually be thankful for the kind words but I don’t know if I ever will be able to. I know everyone has a...
Lisa Marie Presley looks great on Idol tonight.
